They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

I'm not a human being. I'm despicable and disgusting - but that's where the money is.

It's very hard sometimes when you can't crack something or can't solve something and you keep trying and trying and you know it's falling a little bit short. That's very hard, but then when you finally do it, it's very rewarding and the process is good too, I like working with people this way.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.