They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.

Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

So she viewed time spent in the land of the normal as an investigation into the world of marriage-worthy men, even if she was unsure about her own interest in marriage. There must be one solid citizen who also had a spark of life, a sense of humor and adventure.