They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

...the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums.

I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.