You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.

When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.

Anyone who's ever worked with Meryl Streep always says the same thing: can that woman act! And what's with all the Hitler memorabilia?

I'm trying to think of other ones. Oh, yeah, I'd say - somebody would buy something and we'd say, and because you are our hundredth customer today, you get a free paperback.

I loved to make people laugh in high school, and then I found I loved being on stage in front of people. I'm sure that's some kind of ego trip or a way to overcome shyness. I was very kind of shy and reserved, so there's a way to be on stage and be performing and balance your life out.

Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.