You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.

How many people have never raised their hand before?

I don't really manage my time. I really just wait until I'm inspired to do something. And when I'm inspired to do something, it just happens.

I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.

I knew I wanted to be in show business so I took the path of least resistance. I loved comedy. But you never know you are funny until people laugh. It's just what I was interested in. I could make people laugh, I guess, but doing it at school and doing it onstage are very different things.