Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river.

I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.

Mirabelle is not affected by a man’s failures to approach her, as her own self-depreciating attitude never allows the idea that he would in the first place.

I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100,000, that means 100,000 of them would be interested in my book. It was logical, but it didn't turn out to be true. It turned out if I had a Twitter feed of a 100,000, four of them were interested in my book.

Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties.

Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.

As much as I remember, I just thought, I want to sing a song that starts normal and ends crazy.