I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?

To me, torture would be, "I can't think what to write in the next sentence. I'm stuck." Torture would be if you didn't have the next idea.

Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it's almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.

You can't really conduct your life by one or two phrases.

I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.

I've run into people in my life who were so dramatic; people who are so extreme and so frustrating to be around that you end up thinking about them and talking about them for literally years after your experience with them is over.

In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.