Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
Steve MartinLacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized.
Steve MartinI've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
Steve MartinIt's horrible for someone to listen to someone learning any instrument - when I was first learning the banjo, I used to have to go out and sit in the car, and even in the summertime I'd have to roll up the windows. Because you just couldn't practice a banjo or a fiddle with other people around. Unless they're being paid.
Steve Martin