To have someone play off and be with a band is more pleasurable.

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.

There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.