Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training.

I try not to think about legacy because it is all ­folly. If you study history, even recent history, you'll find many people who were quite significant in their time but are completely forgotten.

I can understand the drug thing. So they feel that it's more important to take the drugs than to do a good show for the people.