Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.

...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.