At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions follow your intent. If you create the intention of starting a comedy act, slowly your mind starts adjusting and you arrive at a new emotional state.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.

...a young man, Jamaican, perhaps, his head circled in a scarf with sunbleached dreadlocks on piled on top, looking like a plate of soft-shell crabs.