Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.