When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.
Steven MoffatItโs been a long time since Sherlock Holmes jumped off that roof - itโs time to reveal the truth about what happened between him and the pavement.
Steven MoffatThe Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up. Amelia: You're soaking wet. The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool. Amelia: You said you were in the library. The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.
Steven MoffatBetween the marriages, I shagged my way round television studios like a mechanical digger.
Steven Moffat