I know this is going to sound very self-serving, and I apologize for it, but if you can write comedy, you can pretty much write anything, because it's the hardest. It's the most technically demanding, the most precisely evaluated form of writing. People know if it works or not. There's a big button marked 'fail,' and that's when nobody laughs.

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

Always take a banana to a party.

I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.

You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!

I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that.