Like most writers, I write about what has happened to me as that involves the minimum amount of research.

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

I know this is going to sound very self-serving, and I apologize for it, but if you can write comedy, you can pretty much write anything, because it's the hardest. It's the most technically demanding, the most precisely evaluated form of writing. People know if it works or not. There's a big button marked 'fail,' and that's when nobody laughs.

Fascinatingly confident, rude people are great.

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.

I'll be a story in your head. But that's OK. We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know; it was the best.

Madness is just what a genius looks like to a tiny mind.