If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.
Steven MoffatAs we all know, it is the proper duty of every British subject to come to the aid of the TARDIS.
Steven MoffatThe Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!
Steven MoffatI can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that.
Steven MoffatI like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one... When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!"... The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.
Steven Moffat