River Song: Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.

Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics! -The Doctor (Matt Smith)

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

Always take a banana to a party.

The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers. Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too?