Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract Love, add Anger.

If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.

Well we've moved through the funfair a bit – we've done the rollercoaster, now we're on the ghost train.

You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.

Rose: 'If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?' Doctor: 'Lots of planets have a north!

As we all know, it is the proper duty of every British subject to come to the aid of the TARDIS.

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.