Amy: I had something I wanted to tell him. Stuff always gets in the way. Canton: Stuff does that.

The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

If anyone said to me 'invent a new monster so we can sell more toys', I'd kick them out of my office.

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below

I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn't have to end. I hate endings!

Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and spits it out in disgust*