Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.
Between the marriages, I shagged my way round television studios like a mechanical digger.
It's a TV show. Only the emotional damage is real.
Fascinatingly confident, rude people are great.