I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

River Song: Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Amy Pond: 'I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.' The Doctor: 'Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it. [He Smiles] I am definitely a madman with a box.

Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract Love, add Anger.

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!