I was called a misogynist because I was reducing women to mothers. 'Reducing women to mothers' – now there is possibly the most anti-women statement I've heard.

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.

I think training in comedy, as it were, a history writing comedy, is a powerful tool for anyone.

I always tend to favor the newer idea.

There's one thing you don't put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existance, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never ever put in a trap. And what would that be sir? Me

You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.