Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Between the marriages, I shagged my way round television studios like a mechanical digger.

Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract Love, add Anger.

The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up. Amelia: You're soaking wet. The Doctor: I was in the swimming pool. Amelia: You said you were in the library. The Doctor: So was the swimming pool.

Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: [shocked] What? The Doctor: And everybody lives, Rose! Everybody lives! I need more days like this! Go on, ask me anything; I'm on fire!