For the first time in my life the eternal 'I' becomes 'we', as, finally, I can get on with someone.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

And make no mistake, my friend, your pointless life will end; but before you go, can you look at the truth?

My family, although they're very large on both my parents' sides, they don't know much about their family tree. Occasionally, they try to dig, but they can't get very far, and it's baffling. In Dublin, it seems that so many public records were wiped out; it's proven to be very difficult, so I know very little.

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin.