I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this'. And I decided to get my revenge on society.

[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.

One can have great concern for the people of Ethiopia, but it's another thing to inflict daily torture on the people of England.

Young bones groan And the rocks below say, "Throw your white body down!" But I'm going to meet the one I love At last

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives.

I don't even know if I exist offstage.