I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this'. And I decided to get my revenge on society.

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like?

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.

It's so shameful of me: I like you.

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever (in which case I'm doomed).