Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
I don't like myself very much as a person, but I'm proud of what I create.
The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.
I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love.
Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.
You are a work of art.