I don't even know if I exist offstage.
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.
For the first time in my life the eternal 'I' becomes 'we', as, finally, I can get on with someone.
I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.
[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.