I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

Madonna is closer to organised prostitution than anything else.

I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love.

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

I think labels for the most part want to sign new discoveries so that that label alone is seen to be responsible for the rise of the artist. Not many labels want bands who have already made their mark, because their success is usually attributed to some other label somewhere else at another time.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

The passing of time and all of its crimes is making me sad again. The passing of time and all of its sickening crimes is making me sad again. But don't forget the songs that made you cry and the songs that saved your life.. Yes, you're older now and you're a clever swine. But they were the only ones who ever stood by you