I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.

Humans are not really very humane.

I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!