I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

My childhood is streets upon streets upon streets upon streets. Streets to define you and streets to confine you, with no sign of motorway, freeway or highway.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.