I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.