I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

My parents were worried about me, certainly when I became so deeply interested in music and people like the New York Dolls who, at the time, were very peculiar indeed.

We Hate William and Kate

I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.