I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full. And I just can't explain...so I won't even try to.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

I think the pop chart today is entirely market-driven. And it has nothing to do with public taste. And it has nothing to do with moving music forward. It's simply a market chart.

Even though I've been reasonably well known for quite a long time, I still can't get a record on daytime radio or on MTV.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.