I think flowers are very beautiful things. Very nice and innocent things. They don't harm anybody.

On the day that your mentality Decides to catch up with your biology, Come 'round

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

I'm not very good at being dull.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

I was wasting my time, praying for love. For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist.