I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?

You don't like me, but you love me; either way, you're wrong.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

And though I walk home alone, my faith in love is still devout.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.