I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

I think labels for the most part want to sign new discoveries so that that label alone is seen to be responsible for the rise of the artist. Not many labels want bands who have already made their mark, because their success is usually attributed to some other label somewhere else at another time.

Although I don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like?