I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.

Even though I've been reasonably well known for quite a long time, I still can't get a record on daytime radio or on MTV.

Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.