Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money

I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless.

Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife.

That's why I do this music business thing, it's communication with people without having the extreme inconvenience of actually phoning anybody up.

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.