I'm not very good at being dull.
Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
I don't perform. Seals perform.
If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.
On the day that your mentality Decides to catch up with your biology, Come 'round