I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.

[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.

All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

When you sleep I will creep Into your thoughts Like a bad debt That you can't pay Take the easy way and give in!

I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.

Anything is hard to find when you will not open your eyes