The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering.

It's so shameful of me: I like you.

Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

It's always nice to receive a compliment.

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.