The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.

Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

I can smell burning flesh... and I hope to God it's human.