Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

It's always nice to receive a compliment.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Hold on to your friends. Resist - or move on Be mad, be rash Smoke and explode Sell all of your clothes Just bear in mind: There just might come a time When you need some friends

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

It's so shameful of me: I like you.