I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.

I never imagined I'd be a solo artist. And now I couldn't imagine being part of a group.

Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

I don't even know if I exist offstage.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.