I've only been to Ireland once, and I felt I would wake up with voices in my head, almost like music, and that if I were a songwriter, I would be very inspired.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

Young bones groan And the rocks below say, "Throw your white body down!" But I'm going to meet the one I love At last

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).