Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?

So the life I have made May seem wrong to you But, I've never been surer It's my life to ruin My own way.

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

The Queen is the ultimate dictator.

Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'.

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.

I lie a lot - it's really useful.