Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

I don't perform. Seals perform.

There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering.

I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.

Young bones groan And the rocks below say, "Throw your white body down!" But I'm going to meet the one I love At last

If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.

People are still disturbingly vague about the treatment of animals. People still seem to believe that meat is a particular substance not at all connected to animals playing in the field over there. People don't realise how gruesomely and fighteningly the animal gets to the plate.