Even with the recent story about the nurse killing herself in King Edward Hospital, there's no blame placed on Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital as far as I could see for absolutely no reason. She feels no shame about the death of this woman, she's saying nothing about the death of this poor woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering. And why it's allowed to be I really don't know... It wasn't because of two DJs in Australia that this woman took her own life, it was the pressure around her.

Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.