My family, although they're very large on both my parents' sides, they don't know much about their family tree. Occasionally, they try to dig, but they can't get very far, and it's baffling. In Dublin, it seems that so many public records were wiped out; it's proven to be very difficult, so I know very little.

I hated the royal wedding.

One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.

If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!

Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

There's so much destruction all over the world - and all you can do is complain about ME!