When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked.

Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes, he never quite goes this low.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

When you're younger, you see the people who are in power and think they must have that position because of some degree of skill. And as you get older, you realize it's not true, that most people in those positions are absolutely inept. And this naturally makes you feel better about yourself.

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.