When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

We hate it when our friends become successful.

You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a subspecies.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

If you respect or love animals you could never eat them. It's that simple

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.