When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

Even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you. Even I, sick and depraved, a traveler to the grave, I would never be you.

Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.

Madonna is closer to organised prostitution than anything else.

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?

Rush to danger; wind up nowhere.

Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.