When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.

Oh yes, you can kick me And you can punch me And you can break my face But you won't change the way i feel 'cause i love you

I began to go to concerts when I was 12 years old. And I would stand there, the small imp that I was, and I would expect the world to be laid before me by these artists, and in some cases it was. So when I climbed onto the stage, I always imagined that I was singing to somebody who was similar to how I had been.

The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless.

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full. And I just can't explain...so I won't even try to.