Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.
Racism is beyond common sense and has no place in our society.
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?
This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.
Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.
It's always nice to receive a compliment.