Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

All human activity is fruitless when pitted against the girls and boys singing on pop television, for they have found the answer as the rest of us search for the question. I will sing, too. If not, I will have to die.

I think flowers are very beautiful things. Very nice and innocent things. They don't harm anybody.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

I am attracted to humans. But, of course... not many.

We hate it when our friends become successful.