Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

You are a work of art.

Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

And though I walk home alone, my faith in love is still devout.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.