Madonna is closer to organised prostitution than anything else.

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.

That's why I do this music business thing, it's communication with people without having the extreme inconvenience of actually phoning anybody up.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

If you respect or love animals you could never eat them. It's that simple