Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.

The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin.

I still prefer horses to human beings.

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

Whenever I’d over­hear how people found me to be ‘a bit much’ (which is the gentle way of say­ing the word ‘unbear­able’), I under­stood why. To myself I would say: Well, yes of course I’m a bit much — if I weren’t, I would not be lit up by so many lights.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

And though I walk home alone, my faith in love is still devout.