I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.

Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag.

I used to dream, and I used to vow; I wouldn't dream of it now.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Oh yes, you can kick me And you can punch me And you can break my face But you won't change the way i feel 'cause i love you

The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin.