The only thing that could possibly save British politics would be Margaret Thatcher's assassin.
Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.
I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.
It takes strength to be gentle and kind.
I've always assumed there's a dark river flowing beneath my fans' desires.