I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

Popular music is slowly being laid to rest in every conceivable way... the ashes are already about us if we could but notice them.

There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering.

You may not realize this, but people have the power to change the world.

I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this'. And I decided to get my revenge on society.

Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself; and I don't need you or your benevolence to make sense.

I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.