It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

I hated the royal wedding.

You are bound to pick up influences.

Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

I find shoes difficult to be ethical about.