That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person.
Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.
I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting.
I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.