I used to dream, and I used to vow; I wouldn't dream of it now.

Life is very long, when you're lonely.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

I hated the royal wedding.

I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.