I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

So the life I have made May seem wrong to you But, I've never been surer It's my life to ruin My own way.

Although I don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears.