I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

I am unable to watch the Olympics due to the blustering jingoism that drenches the event. Has England ever been quite so foul with patriotism? The 'dazzling royals' have, quite naturally, hi-jacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press.

I've always assumed there's a dark river flowing beneath my fans' desires.

Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.

I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.