I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

You don't like me, but you love me; either way, you're wrong.

With the world's fate resting on your shoulder - you're gonna need someone on your side. You can't do it by yourself any longer - you're gonna need someone on your side.

I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.