I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.

These tears I'm wailing, I spill not without reason. Remove them, my dearest love. Take me to the place I've been dreaming of, where the grotesquely lonely meet the grotesquely lonely and they whisper, just very softly, Please be mine, Dearest Love.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.